Dr. Grumpy: "So what can I do for you?"
Mrs. Two: "I was at the emergency room this weekend. I had a seizure on Sunday, and bit my tongue."
Dr. Grumpy: "Good heavens. Have you ever had a seizure before?"
Mrs. Two: "No. They told me I had another one in the ER after I got there."
Dr. Grumpy: "Where did the first one happen?"
Mrs. Two: "I was in the car."
Dr. Grumpy: "Were you driving?"
Dr. Grumpy: "That was a really stupid question, wasn't it?"
She cracked up. It was a few minutes before we could start again.