Friday, March 7, 2014

Thursday afternoon

Dr. Grumpy: "How long have you been taking Fukitol?"

Mr. Vague: "Um, since I started it."

10 comments:

a.generic doc said...

Dr. Grumpy: "And when was it that you started taking the Fukitol?"
Mr. Vague: "When Dr Other prescribed it."

And if you ever find out when , the question of how often he takes them will be answered, " Whenever I need them."

cliffintokyo said...

Notes: Patient cannot admit having trouble remembering, or we just discovered a new adverse drug reaction for fukitol (causes loss of memory)

Anonymous said...

So, how many pills of Fukitol(R) left in the bottle, when was it last refilled, and which 'refill' is this? Please, just hand me the bottle and let's see what's in it.

Anonymous said...

"Thank you, but that information is absolutely useless."

Artie had all the best lines on Larry Sanders.

Ms. Donna said...

Well, it is called "Fukitol!"

Silliyak said...

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Anonymous said...

It came in the mail. I mean the mailman brought it in a package. Or was it the UPS guy in that brown truck. Anyway it was just before I ate the potato chips.

Pierre said...

Logical
Signed Mr Spock

RehabRN said...

I know. When you ask what the dose is, Mr. Vague will hand you a pill and say "Look!"

Of course, you'll never find it in the drug book, because Mr. V. got a generic that looks nothing like the original.

Oh, the myriad ways this could go awry...

Anonymous said...

Actually, there are some drug identification programs out there available to institutions (subscription costs) that provide strength, maker, address, etc. for generics. They're not so great for drugs received in the mail from foreign entities or purchased at the gas station without markings, but hey! A tiny bit better than available on the street.

 
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