tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post190504522782397456..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Foot, meet mouthGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-62045924885119772052014-05-15T19:23:31.224-04:002014-05-15T19:23:31.224-04:00My friend is unable to see, whether online or not ...My friend is unable to see, whether online or not ;) She's been blind since birth. <br /><br />Being blind will definitely prevent you from driving, but not from using a computer. There are braille keyboards if needed but she just has the order memorized in her head. She uses a program called JAWS which reads out everything for her. Unfortunately, you can't read out a photo! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JAWS_%28screen_reader%29Linhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03550925497725024600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-7377941646872643362014-05-14T16:41:38.174-04:002014-05-14T16:41:38.174-04:00Lin,
is your friend able to see when not on line?Lin,<br />is your friend able to see when not on line?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-90888667519864797422014-05-12T22:49:50.173-04:002014-05-12T22:49:50.173-04:00Don't feel bad, one time I was talking to a fr...Don't feel bad, one time I was talking to a friend of mine who is blind online. She was saying how nasty the weather was near her that day, and I said how beautiful it was where I am. And offered to show her a picture... Linhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03550925497725024600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-86146520131592638842014-03-29T13:29:39.873-04:002014-03-29T13:29:39.873-04:00OK, so you feel better.
Patient goes to a new psy...OK, so you feel better. <br />Patient goes to a new psychiatrist. Patient has anxiety issues and social phobia, uses a therapy dog and has best friend come with her to this stressful appointment with a new doctor.<br /> New psychiatrist walks in, sees dog and friend and asks "So can you see me at all?!" Patient had totally normal vision, and I suspect an eye roll clued him in!<br />foffmomnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-6275439728372051532014-03-29T04:24:12.808-04:002014-03-29T04:24:12.808-04:00My mum has regular fights with the self-checkout a...My mum has regular fights with the self-checkout at the supermarket.<br /><br />Self-chek: Please take your items.<br />Mum: I am! give me a minute!<br />WeeBoynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-19508071611122180702014-03-24T02:51:41.887-04:002014-03-24T02:51:41.887-04:00Cows! Cows! Cows!
- Gene Wilder to a blind Richa...Cows! Cows! Cows! <br /><br />- Gene Wilder to a blind Richard Pyor in "See No Evil, Hear No Evil"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-75602916366187087632014-03-20T21:05:54.236-04:002014-03-20T21:05:54.236-04:00In reply to Matt Turnock,
She couldn't be dr...In reply to Matt Turnock, <br /><br />She couldn't be driving without a seeing-eye dog sitting beside her.<br /><br />Annie Lawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15173903298619817508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-47332596689271728292014-03-20T19:24:31.514-04:002014-03-20T19:24:31.514-04:00Love it, Doc!
Kim's comment made me laugh...
...Love it, Doc!<br /><br />Kim's comment made me laugh...<br /><br />"Ha. Reminds me of the other day when I was grocery shopping. The cashier said 'Please shop with us again soon!' and I said 'Thanks, you too.'."<br /><br />THAT reminds me of when I was at the grocery store with my 20-year-old daughter recently. The cashier, one we'd never seen before, said, "Thank you. Bye!"<br /><br />My daughter said, "I love you!" And then she shook her head as we were walking out the door, saying, "What did I just say?"<br /><br />I couldn't stop laughing for weeks.<br /><br />But, yeah, around here we say "I love you" all the time when a family member is going out the door, so ... habit.<br />Steeny Louhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15065954539178408927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25885731100604830452014-03-20T19:06:56.083-04:002014-03-20T19:06:56.083-04:00Thanks for sharing. All of us have had this moment...Thanks for sharing. All of us have had this moments of brain lapse. Also nice to hear when patients share in the humor of the moment. Mary-IVThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01772650434795761468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-5218995227102487932014-03-20T19:03:57.063-04:002014-03-20T19:03:57.063-04:00Thanks for sharing. It's good to have a laugh...Thanks for sharing. It's good to have a laugh at our moments of brain lapses. And nice to know that many patients have a sense of humor too. <br />Mary-IVThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01772650434795761468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-21425509740305685262014-03-20T15:00:01.261-04:002014-03-20T15:00:01.261-04:00I hope to be able to laugh again tomorrow, today i...I hope to be able to laugh again tomorrow, today is too soon.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-87584681728757003492014-03-20T11:57:41.493-04:002014-03-20T11:57:41.493-04:00Reminds me of a few weeks ago when I was doing the...Reminds me of a few weeks ago when I was doing the mono-filament foot exam on a blind diabetic patient and blurted out "OK, now close your eyes and say 'Now' when you feel this." As I blushed at my stupidity, he smiled.Ronald Steurynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-7524054305068284392014-03-20T11:38:43.154-04:002014-03-20T11:38:43.154-04:00She certainly could get a Florida drivers license....She certainly could get a Florida drivers license.Jonohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18170214396483091419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-80050149812424375792014-03-20T11:09:25.567-04:002014-03-20T11:09:25.567-04:00You know, we attorneys actually get paid to ask qu...You know, we attorneys actually get paid to ask questions like that.Dies Iraenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-4718882791185471332014-03-20T09:41:52.637-04:002014-03-20T09:41:52.637-04:00The story would have had an awesome ending if she...The story would have had an awesome ending if she had replied-"no, the dog was driving."brentnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-19854384793413247432014-03-20T08:53:07.318-04:002014-03-20T08:53:07.318-04:00Ha. Reminds me of the other day when I was grocer...Ha. Reminds me of the other day when I was grocery shopping. The cashier said 'Please shop with us again soon!' and I said 'Thanks, you too.'. Kimnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-84002734077737384612014-03-20T08:06:42.918-04:002014-03-20T08:06:42.918-04:00Considering they have Braille on the drive-up ATMs...Considering they have Braille on the drive-up ATMs it is not really such a stupid question, now is it?<br /><br />stay safe.skidmarknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-48202477380014996722014-03-20T07:54:28.505-04:002014-03-20T07:54:28.505-04:00Easy Dr.G. You are human after all. Plus we are pr...Easy Dr.G. You are human after all. Plus we are programmed to look for certain things(ask certain questions) in each scenario. That was your hardware taking over for a moment. LOL<br />Cool title by the way.peacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15254289560180340388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-10151089217257240672014-03-20T07:02:07.138-04:002014-03-20T07:02:07.138-04:00don't get it...why couldn't she be driving...don't get it...why couldn't she be driving?Matt Turnockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17348674254196249636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-37304741318291298722014-03-20T04:44:02.418-04:002014-03-20T04:44:02.418-04:00Awesome. Sometimes we have a script that we use in...Awesome. Sometimes we have a script that we use in medicine and this was obviously one of yours.<br /><br />Looks like she took it well.ER's Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03203520439121823165noreply@blogger.com