Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy."
Officer Peel: "Hi, doctor, this is Officer Peel, of the Grumpyville police. Sorry to wake you."
Dr. Grumpy: "What can I do for you?"
Officer Peel: "Do you know a lady named Dee Mentia?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Yes, she's one of my patients. Actually, she's in Local Hospital at the moment, with pneumonia."
Officer Peel: "Yeah, she keeps calling 911 from her hospital room and says she's being held hostage in your basement."
Dr. Grumpy: "Oh my..." (starts laughing) "Do you need to come search my basement?"
Officer Peel: "Nah, but can you do something to stop her? The 911 operators are busy enough as it is."
Dr. Grumpy: "Will do, sorry."
Office Peel: "Thanks. Have a good night, doc."