Now, for only $499, you can take your show on the road with the trailer-hitch dancing pole! No smoky bar needed! Pull up to a skanky street corner and start the show!
The stage supports up to 200 lbs. Dollar bill storage box and stereo & light systems not included.
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best. gift. EVER.
Good to know there are alternatives if this hospital gig doesn't work out. I think the pointy shoes might cripple me :S
Classy.
What if I weigh more than 200 pounds?
When I only saw the first picture I thought it was a radio amateur antenna for pickup trucks...
I wouldn't know Vettel if he bit me in the posterior, but I have this bunch of friends who are Formula 1 fanatics.
Now I know what they mean by "pole position"...
Yay!
Maybe this is how the lady you saw at Walmart got all those $1 bills.
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Dr. G., you PROMISED me you'd never talk about my night job on the blog!!!
Only 200#? That means no two-girl performances! Bummer!
"Dr. G., you PROMISED me you'd never talk about my night job on the blog!!!"
Mary wins the thread! Bahahaha!
"And when you combine it with the PayPal mobile app, you can now make profitable use of your freeway commute."
"Now that EVERYBODY is operating one, you need a little something extra to attract people to YOUR food truck..."
I'm just wondering what it REALLY is.
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