"Patella" is such a great word. I mean, nothing about the sound of it would ever make you think it's just a kneecap.
Better yet is Patella Brothers. Unlike Mario Brothers, these guys design some interesting housewares, including dinner plates.
Want to freak your guests out? Why not serve them on a plate with bugs on it?
|"Waiter, there's a bug in my ceramic."|
This next one features a rock, nails, and a dead roach stuck in goo! Doesn't that help your diet?
|"Honey, next time the Grumpys invite us over, tell them we have plans."|
And this one is a strange combination of objects titled "I Eat You Pinoccio" (REALLY!).
Be sure to check out the rest of their stuff at the link above.
I hope you all enjoyed the 2013 gift guide. If you got some good ideas from it, you should probably see a neurologist.