Friday, December 13, 2013

Dr. Grumpy's gift guide

Love cupcakes? Who doesn't? (okay, I'm not fond of them, but am in the minority).

What could make a cupcake even more appetizing than it already is? More frosting? Sprinkles? Realistic sores from sexually-transmitted diseases?


Mmmmm... chancres.

These delectable "clapcakes" are available in Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Herpes, and, um, a handful of other reasons to use condoms.

Bon Appetit!

22 comments:

arzt4empfaenger said...

Truly offputting. Blergh. Bonus points of they're filled with liquid vanilla pudding...

Suze said...

Oh my what a hoot. I love the whole idea

bunkywise said...

PUKE! I'd like two dozen, please.

Anonymous said...

Should be used in high school health classes...turn teens off sex and junk food.

Of course teenagers would probably think these are awesome.

Bobbi said...

OMG. I'll never be able to look at another cupcake without remembering these. Luckily, I'm another one of the minority who don't particularly like cupcakes anyway.

David St. Hubbins and the Thamesmen said...

How sad it must end
But I'm glad I've a friend
Sharing cups and cakes with me.

Silliyak said...

New perspective on "Nothin' says lovin' like something from the oven"

Anonymous said...

It's also a great concept for dieting cupcakes. You want the sweets? Well, no gagging then. :P

Anonymous said...

Better than the Instagram Diet

bobbie said...

Euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuw! Fortunately, I'm not much of a cupcake kinda gal...

Silliyak ~ you nailed it!!

Heidi said...

This makes me wonder what's hiding under icing on cupcakes...gross.

Anonymous said...

so,which ineffective drug regimen associated with the three castrations?

Packer said...

In reading Charles Krauthammer's best selling book, "Things that Matter" He says the role of the artist has evolved into "to scout forbidden emotional and psychic territory---and bring back artifacts of that edgy experience to a bourgeoisie to cozy and cowardly to make the trip itself"

I GUES THAT IS THE CASE WITH BAKERS TOO.

RehabRN said...

Now, Grumpy, you know all the microbiologists, epidemiologists and infectious disease specialists are going to want their own cupcakes: MRSA, pseudomonas, C-diff, etc.

How 'bout a nice Ebola one...not. (although you have to admit some organisms do look pretty under the microscope)

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Ebola? That would be PERFECT for Red Velvet!

Pe2pa said...

How have I not seen this on Cake Wrecks yet?

gin4407 said...

It reminds me of the character of The Cook in The Canterbury Tales. They might be a good visual aid while teaching the story. Let the vomiting commence!

Katie B said...

Mmm "bone" appetite! Yuck.

Katie said...

Mmm. "Bone" appetite! Disgusting...

Anonymous said...

Seriously, when would these be socially okay?

Virgin ride bachalar party, hurrah you didn't have to worry about these "sex"y treats?

Friend graduating .med school as an ob/gyn? Or really maybe dealing last minute to, say, ent....congrats on avoiding diagnosing these!

Or maybe at the annual strip club HR meeting, as a sweet visual reminder to wear a rubber.

Anonymous said...

Sung to "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas":

It's beginning to look a lot like SIFF-luss...

Ye Olde Clap Chaser said...

Yum!
Are those warts on the left?
PLEASE post the recipes Dr. G!

 
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