Dr. ER: "Hi, Ibee. It's Susan, over in emergency. I need your help."
Dr. Grumpy: "What's up?"
Dr. ER: "I have a 20-something guy here, who a few hours ago abruptly became paralyzed from the waist down, with severe lumbar pain. He can't move his legs at all. I sent him for a STAT MRI, which was normal, and..."
Dr. Grumpy: "Does he have reflexes?"
Dr. ER: "Yeah, and sensation is good, too. But he can't move either..."
(yelling, screaming, swearing in background)
Dr. ER: "Ibee, are you still there?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Yeah. What was all that noise?"
Dr. ER: "Never mind... When we refused to give him more Dilaudid he just got up and walked out. He's gone."