But now there's an easy answer: coated globs of moose shit!
These lovely accessories are available in earrings, necklaces, cufflinks, and a wide variety of forms. No moose were harmed in the manufacturing process, though I suspect some intestinal bacteria didn't fare as well.
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Why didn't I ever think of that?
Rubber minnows from fishing lures are also popular in this north woods community.
Those are 20th anniversary gifts, they are not Christmas Gifts.
Where do these people come up with this shit ? Oh, yeah Mooses.
If they were gallstones, on the other hand, that would be totally awesome.
Okay, phew. I first thought they were gallbladder stones.
Now...are these from 'moose' the animal or "Moose" your frequent commenter?
Sitting in a hotel hot tub one day on vacation we were next to a man who had rather interesting earrings. When I politely asked about it, the gentleman said he worked in a surgical unit and that he is often allowed to keep non human parts that come out of people. His earrings were made from "recycled" IUD's. How very creative and frugal.
I just want you to know that "moose nuggetts" are a valuable commidity here in Alaska.
We sell a ton of this shit to those silly tourists.
Thank goodness they are from moose (plural meese?). Imagine if they came from a person - my ears would get dragged to the floor!
Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro...
Anon 10:24 a.m. You are in deeeeep Moose Feces now! LOL...
Aww shucks. Those are just winter moose nuggets. Moose come down the mountains in winter and end up eating willow branches and other soft, woody, high-fiber tree limbs. Like cows, they eat the main course, regurgitate, and have dessert. You wouldn't want to wear summer nuggets. Depending on the vegetation, it has too much the appearance of bear scat.
My first thought was kidney stones. I had a supervisor once who had recurrent kidney stones. One day when he came back from the men's room, he tried to show me the stone he had just caught when he urinated. OMG...
I thought they were testicles of some animal, before I read the copy.
Hmmph...
You can buy fossilized dinosaur shit jewelery on line. Best to call it by it's scientific name
-coprolite-
... from the Sarah Palin collection, what real American's are wearing with their mukluks this year.
To a previous Anonymous, if you really want testicle earrings, google Neuticles. They're artificial testicle implants so your dog won't lose confidence post neuter, and I wish I was making this up.
For the last time, I am not going to provide you with any more "samples", no matter what kind of doctor you claim to be.
I saw such items for sale in the PX at Fort Richardson (just north of Anchorage, AK) in 1990.
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