These gadgets were in an MRI-supply catalog that (for unknown reasons) showed up at my office. So let's forget I told you that.
Take out your #2 pencils, and try to come up with some creative answers as to what they might be. I've already started you off with three ideas.
These items are:
A. The latest in BDSM equipment.
B. Props from the next Hannibal Lecter movie.
C. Um... stuff used in a new Olympic sport? From, uh, that country over on that other continent?
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1: Headbrace, to keep your head still.
2: Leg/armbrace, to keep your leg or arm elevated.
3: Shoulderbrace. To annoy the crap out of you while you have to lie perfectly still.
I'm not sure but I think I saw them on one of Ron Popiel's infomercials.
1. Hannibal Lecter's new mask.
2. Technically advanced Chinese finger trap.
3. Doc's thinking cap.
1. Water fountain guard - to prevent unauthorized use.
2. Locking toilet paper dispenser.
3. Handheld urinal with convenient drainage line.
They are all accessories to Lady Gaga's newest outfit.
1. The newest least protective football helmet
2. A leftover part from attempting to reassemble your home computer
3. A hat you can plug in to your spouse and they can then actually read your mind.
1. Frame for growing trailing plans such as beans
2. Napkin ring
3. Bike helmet
1. New style of racecar helmet. Cooler in the heat of the track!
2. Burrito stand. Confusing, because it's actually sitting on its side.
3. Chair modification that compensates for pressure points. When you move it moves so you're more comfortable during the day. Size appears misleading. Computer attachment connected to application that measures body composition; will act as weight-loss (or gain) aide should the owner wish.
Do I win a prize?
1 - That appears to be either a head brace for precision imaging of the head, or an older style head coil for doing specialized brain imaging. The thumb screw pads are for immobilizing the head.
2 - This is an extremity coil. It's used for imaging the joints of the knee, elbow, wrist etc.
2 - This is a shoulder coil. It's used for imaging the shoulder.
1. Digital thinking cap.
2. Male enhancement device.
3. Mini holographic projector.
1) head locker
2) cock ring
3) dunno
pessaries.
On the left: a new helmet for Imperial Storm Troopers that allows them to actually see what they're shooting at, in hopes of improving their notoriously poor aim.
In the middle: why should only guys be able to easily pee outdoors? With this new portable toilet, women can join in the fun as well!
On the right: nobody will be able to tell that you're actually wearing a toupee! Well, okay, maybe they will...
Oddly enough, those were the three exact parts I had left over after I assembled my "Gnøggbøggln" fainting couch from IKEA.
What are the approximate sizes of these items? I can't tell if they are miniature, pocket size, or roughly the size of a terlit.
These are the latest in protection technology for people concerned about the government mind control rays.
Tinfoil hats are so last century, dude.
A. Skeleton of teddy bears Miley was gyrating near
B. What Robin Thick used as a Don't Get THAT Close to me Miley device
C. Device Miley practiced twerking at
Hey, You've been playing with the toys in my dungeon again, haven't you?
If large enough, the first one could be a great cat condo (of sorts).
All 3 are props from the upcoming 50 Shades of Grey movie.
1 Earlier prototype of 3.
2 iPurity - purity ring for catholic males - wirelessly alerts your priest to every unsanctioned-by-holy-matrimony erection.
3 downloads your brain into a computer to back up your memories, personality, and thoughts in case of traumatic brain injury or untimely death. The new, space saving, energy efficient alternative to cryogenics. One DNA sample, and regular brain back-ups will ensure that you can live again (just as soon as human cloning is perfected, and if the ethical implications are disregarded).
1. new wall fixture for lighting the office. missing the lightbulb
2. engagement ring... where is the rock?
3. hair dryer
1- Recovered alien cerebral probing device, found on Moon.
2- Electric erection deterrent with optional wireless reporting to agency of your choice.
3- Spousal memory extractor, specially marketed toward those with a history of infidelity.
1. Fencing helmet
2. Not a fencing helmet
3. Also not a fencing helmet
1 High-tech, baseball-repelling mask for home plate umpires.
2. What Loki said.
3. High-tech "chinstrap" for CPAP masks. Uses super-sticky gel for skin. Guaranteed to keep your mouth closed. Not guaranteed to let you open it the next morning, though.
Devolution of the NFL helmet
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