tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post8546059009515831328..comments2024-03-26T16:46:21.764-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Pop quiz!Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-5039868854294497192013-09-19T11:25:35.975-04:002013-09-19T11:25:35.975-04:00Devolution of the NFL helmetDevolution of the NFL helmetAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04442809783248822403noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-40999256931002610572013-09-11T17:41:26.673-04:002013-09-11T17:41:26.673-04:001 High-tech, baseball-repelling mask for home plat...1 High-tech, baseball-repelling mask for home plate umpires.<br /><br />2. What Loki said.<br /><br />3. High-tech "chinstrap" for CPAP masks. Uses super-sticky gel for skin. Guaranteed to keep your mouth closed. Not guaranteed to let you open it the next morning, though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-15889516608400238762013-09-03T09:47:18.493-04:002013-09-03T09:47:18.493-04:001. Fencing helmet
2. Not a fencing helmet
3. Als...1. Fencing helmet<br /><br />2. Not a fencing helmet<br /><br />3. Also not a fencing helmet<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-19370636906112784042013-08-30T23:27:14.414-04:002013-08-30T23:27:14.414-04:001- Recovered alien cerebral probing device, found ...1- Recovered alien cerebral probing device, found on Moon.<br /><br />2- Electric erection deterrent with optional wireless reporting to agency of your choice.<br /><br />3- Spousal memory extractor, specially marketed toward those with a history of infidelity.shaydee_11noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-12600041409595814532013-08-30T01:04:54.922-04:002013-08-30T01:04:54.922-04:001. new wall fixture for lighting the office. missi...1. new wall fixture for lighting the office. missing the lightbulb<br /><br />2. engagement ring... where is the rock?<br /><br />3. hair dryerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-54926886377899204192013-08-29T05:32:29.791-04:002013-08-29T05:32:29.791-04:001 Earlier prototype of 3.
2 iPurity - purity ring...1 Earlier prototype of 3.<br /><br />2 iPurity - purity ring for catholic males - wirelessly alerts your priest to every unsanctioned-by-holy-matrimony erection. <br /><br />3 downloads your brain into a computer to back up your memories, personality, and thoughts in case of traumatic brain injury or untimely death. The new, space saving, energy efficient alternative to cryogenics. One DNA sample, and regular brain back-ups will ensure that you can live again (just as soon as human cloning is perfected, and if the ethical implications are disregarded). <br /><br />Malnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-24827288118350846122013-08-28T22:03:08.770-04:002013-08-28T22:03:08.770-04:00All 3 are props from the upcoming 50 Shades of Gre...All 3 are props from the upcoming 50 Shades of Grey movie.Alleycatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-51372965069675097542013-08-28T21:08:15.922-04:002013-08-28T21:08:15.922-04:00If large enough, the first one could be a great ca...If large enough, the first one could be a great cat condo (of sorts). Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70178920129856419632013-08-28T19:26:24.066-04:002013-08-28T19:26:24.066-04:00Hey, You've been playing with the toys in my d...Hey, You've been playing with the toys in my dungeon again, haven't you?Charlesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-37594484316586861952013-08-28T18:31:00.681-04:002013-08-28T18:31:00.681-04:00A. Skeleton of teddy bears Miley was gyrating near...A. Skeleton of teddy bears Miley was gyrating near<br /><br />B. What Robin Thick used as a Don't Get THAT Close to me Miley device<br /><br />C. Device Miley practiced twerking atAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-64328996565365433402013-08-28T17:25:32.388-04:002013-08-28T17:25:32.388-04:00These are the latest in protection technology for ...These are the latest in protection technology for people concerned about the government mind control rays.<br /><br />Tinfoil hats are so last century, dude.lbparkernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-44125998904834690472013-08-28T17:01:54.962-04:002013-08-28T17:01:54.962-04:00What are the approximate sizes of these items? I ...What are the approximate sizes of these items? I can't tell if they are miniature, pocket size, or roughly the size of a terlit.Steeny Louhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886224738812704532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-72392064969292490972013-08-28T15:58:19.796-04:002013-08-28T15:58:19.796-04:00Oddly enough, those were the three exact parts I h...Oddly enough, those were the three exact parts I had left over after I assembled my "Gnøggbøggln" fainting couch from IKEA.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-4624009239564372482013-08-28T15:25:12.329-04:002013-08-28T15:25:12.329-04:00On the left: a new helmet for Imperial Storm Troop...On the left: a new helmet for Imperial Storm Troopers that allows them to actually see what they're shooting at, in hopes of improving their notoriously poor aim.<br /><br />In the middle: why should only guys be able to easily pee outdoors? With this new portable toilet, women can join in the fun as well!<br /><br />On the right: nobody will be able to tell that you're actually wearing a toupee! Well, okay, maybe they will...<br /><br />Whelk Lad!noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-46572836336561761322013-08-28T14:11:07.324-04:002013-08-28T14:11:07.324-04:00pessaries.pessaries.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-69553054524189445652013-08-28T13:31:09.860-04:002013-08-28T13:31:09.860-04:001) head locker
2) cock ring
3) dunno1) head locker<br />2) cock ring<br />3) dunnoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-35791262812020983602013-08-28T13:29:49.190-04:002013-08-28T13:29:49.190-04:001. Digital thinking cap.
2. Male enhancement devic...1. Digital thinking cap.<br />2. Male enhancement device.<br />3. Mini holographic projector.<br />Jonohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18170214396483091419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-86972500556692052442013-08-28T10:59:40.939-04:002013-08-28T10:59:40.939-04:001 - That appears to be either a head brace for pre...1 - That appears to be either a head brace for precision imaging of the head, or an older style head coil for doing specialized brain imaging. The thumb screw pads are for immobilizing the head.<br /><br />2 - This is an extremity coil. It's used for imaging the joints of the knee, elbow, wrist etc.<br /><br />2 - This is a shoulder coil. It's used for imaging the shoulder.<br />Royhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10108430731483801350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-39960090544620851152013-08-28T10:59:26.064-04:002013-08-28T10:59:26.064-04:001. New style of racecar helmet. Cooler in the heat...1. New style of racecar helmet. Cooler in the heat of the track!<br />2. Burrito stand. Confusing, because it's actually sitting on its side.<br />3. Chair modification that compensates for pressure points. When you move it moves so you're more comfortable during the day. Size appears misleading. Computer attachment connected to application that measures body composition; will act as weight-loss (or gain) aide should the owner wish.<br /><br />Do I win a prize?Jen Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02627948857260467381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-54860366437279800102013-08-28T10:54:14.065-04:002013-08-28T10:54:14.065-04:001. Frame for growing trailing plans such as beans...1. Frame for growing trailing plans such as beans<br />2. Napkin ring<br />3. Bike helmetSiljahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00627336288255102448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-50611062815603377762013-08-28T10:09:44.565-04:002013-08-28T10:09:44.565-04:001. The newest least protective football helmet
2....1. The newest least protective football helmet <br />2. A leftover part from attempting to reassemble your home computer<br />3. A hat you can plug in to your spouse and they can then actually read your mind. Saranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-32096221408072493392013-08-28T10:02:36.556-04:002013-08-28T10:02:36.556-04:00They are all accessories to Lady Gaga's newest...They are all accessories to Lady Gaga's newest outfit. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-57566720730711184652013-08-28T09:54:23.405-04:002013-08-28T09:54:23.405-04:001. Water fountain guard - to prevent unauthorized...1. Water fountain guard - to prevent unauthorized use.<br /><br />2. Locking toilet paper dispenser.<br /><br />3. Handheld urinal with convenient drainage line. Lokihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06290936791524026416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-64252295929963408572013-08-28T09:33:24.245-04:002013-08-28T09:33:24.245-04:001. Hannibal Lecter's new mask.
2. Technically ...1. Hannibal Lecter's new mask.<br />2. Technically advanced Chinese finger trap.<br />3. Doc's thinking cap.ladydyanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08851750115839939912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-38857098996203548702013-08-28T08:19:33.896-04:002013-08-28T08:19:33.896-04:00I'm not sure but I think I saw them on one of ...I'm not sure but I think I saw them on one of Ron Popiel's infomercials.Titan Mk6Bnoreply@blogger.com