Mr. Letter: "I know your office complex pretty well, but where are you in relationship to the 1st floor post office?"
Mary: "There isn't a post office in our building."
Mr. Letter: "Yes there is. I was just in it last month to mail a package. It's on the west side of the first floor."
Mary: "Sir, I assure you, this is a medical building. There isn't a post office anywhere in here."
Mr. Letter: "They must have closed it. It's across from the elevator. How could you not see it?"
Mary: "We've been in this building for over 10 years, sir. There's no post office here. The nearest one is about 4 miles away."
Mr. Letter: "Are you sure Dr. Grumpy isn't in the building with the post office?"
Mary: "Yes sir. Do you want me to give you our address? You can see a map on our website..."
Mr. Letter: "Why don't you just cancel the appointment. I need to buy stamps and send a package to my cousin, so I'll just try to find a neurologist closer to a post office."