Friday, August 30, 2013

Quote of the day

Dr. Grumpy: "Any side effects with the medication?"

Mr. Colon: "Yeah, I'm constipated. I've been using Miralax, Sennakot, Colace, and some other stuff. You know how it goes. It takes a village to have a shit."

13 comments:

Disgruntled Dialyzor said...

Having my first experience with serious pain meds this past spring, I can highly attest to this statement. Brilliant!

ronstew said...

Some of your patients are truly awesome.

Ms. Donna said...

Did you keep from laughing after that? I could not.

ronstew is right, some of your pts are awesome. Just because you are seeing a neurologist does not mean you are crazy . . . but it seems to help.

Your Doctor's Wife said...

Bwahahahaha! Excuse me, I think I just drooled on myself.

bobbie said...

Slicker than snot...

Anonymous said...

Kumbaya... . Remembering as a teen in hospital after surgery, and the nurses said the doctor said I couldn't leave until I'd had a BM. I'd never had a problem before, and I wondered what it would take to have one when I didn't feel like it.

Steeny Lou said...

Voting again for Dr. Grumpy to start a Facebook page so I can just click "like" and say "LOL!" quickly instead of having to type in this comment box and copy the captcha.

Loren Pechtel said...

Mr. Colon got it wrong.

He should have said it takes a village to drop the kids off at the pool.

gin4407 said...

While FB would certainly be easier, I do not like the idea of sharing him the masses.

Anonymous said...

The Man With His Brain In His Gut.
Or why else would he be seeing a neurologist?

Anonymous said...

Just give him some Aricept to counteract the Constipation and ward off the future Alzheimer's

Patti Cadwallader said...

Thanks for the best laugh I've had all week. Finally a patient with a real sense of humor!

Anonymous said...

It doesn't actually, it just takes 2 or 3 kiwifruit.

 
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