Mr. Colon: "Yeah, I'm constipated. I've been using Miralax, Sennakot, Colace, and some other stuff. You know how it goes. It takes a village to have a shit."
Friday, August 30, 2013
Quote of the day
Mr. Colon: "Yeah, I'm constipated. I've been using Miralax, Sennakot, Colace, and some other stuff. You know how it goes. It takes a village to have a shit."
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Having my first experience with serious pain meds this past spring, I can highly attest to this statement. Brilliant!
Some of your patients are truly awesome.
Did you keep from laughing after that? I could not.
ronstew is right, some of your pts are awesome. Just because you are seeing a neurologist does not mean you are crazy . . . but it seems to help.
Bwahahahaha! Excuse me, I think I just drooled on myself.
Slicker than snot...
Kumbaya... . Remembering as a teen in hospital after surgery, and the nurses said the doctor said I couldn't leave until I'd had a BM. I'd never had a problem before, and I wondered what it would take to have one when I didn't feel like it.
Voting again for Dr. Grumpy to start a Facebook page so I can just click "like" and say "LOL!" quickly instead of having to type in this comment box and copy the captcha.
Mr. Colon got it wrong.
He should have said it takes a village to drop the kids off at the pool.
While FB would certainly be easier, I do not like the idea of sharing him the masses.
The Man With His Brain In His Gut.
Or why else would he be seeing a neurologist?
Just give him some Aricept to counteract the Constipation and ward off the future Alzheimer's
Thanks for the best laugh I've had all week. Finally a patient with a real sense of humor!
It doesn't actually, it just takes 2 or 3 kiwifruit.
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