Dr. Grumpy: "Hello? This is Dr. Grumpy."
Voice: "Please hold for Dr. Nerve." (This drives me nuts. WTF can't other doctors dial a damn phone?)
Dr. Nerve: "Hello? Ibee?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Hi. What's up?"
Dr. Nerve: "Can you trade call with me for this weekend? I just found out that my (soft voice) mumble whisper gargle is in town."
Dr. Grumpy: "That should be okay. What did you say was happening?"
Dr. Nerve: "My (whispers) mmph chz fumph is in town."
Dr. Grumpy: "I still can't hear you."
Dr. Nerve: "Hang on, let me close my office door so my staff can't hear me... I said my favorite Elvis impersonator is in town."