A catalog pushing Halloween-themed nursing scrubs was lying around the hospital yesterday, with this picture on the cover:
So let's see what captions you guys can come up with. I'll toss out a few:
"Dr. Grumpy is sending a patient to the ER!"
"Dr. No Bullshit is on vacation again!"
"Shipping charges on Halloween scrubs are how much?!!!"
56 comments:
You scared the shit out of us, call the CNA.
The ER is out of Haldol?
"You're not giving out candy for Halloween?"
"What, Craig cut his hair!?!?"
"No, I said show me the PEANUTS you got for Halloween!"
*Fangirls begin screaming*
"OMG! You mean Dr. Grumpy is ACTUALLY COMING HERE? TODAY!? Someone get a case of Diet Coke! Stat!".
*Fangirls scream wildly again and faint all over the floor*
I work in a medical ICU. Nothing gets that look from us anymore except a set of really big balls.
Blondie on right: "My wedding ring fell in the patient's full bedpan!"
Others: "EWWWWWW!"
"Scabies outbreak on 4 south!"
"Code Brown! I repeat - Code Brown!"
"These are the new permanent uniforms for the hospitalists!"
"We're now required to learn Hindi, Farsi, AND Urdu just so we can talk to the new hospitalists?"
Ambulance Driver *AND* Dr. Grumpy *AND* Happy Hospitalist in drag???
What do you mean I have to work Thanksgioving.
"We just announced the Hospital is out of Diluadid and all the patients in the waiting room just got up and left!"
Anon 9:43 - That would actually result in a round of cheering.
"How in God's name will a Foley fit in that! They don't make them big enough!"
They really believed me when I said "Liar, liar tits on fire".
Or
Sandra Fluke just made an appointment.
SO agree with Anon @ 8:31 ~ that's definitely a Code Brown look!!
Also ~ "CNA dues are going up by HOW much?!?!"
The vibrator was found WHERE?!?!?!?!?
"FRANK ATE ALL THE BROWNIES???!!!"
"OMG Dr. Grumpy! Your bag REALLY IS hanging funny!"
OMG, Ivan Ilyich has relapsed and he's coming back!!!
"Tell Mr. Holmes that the girls need a few more minutes of stretching exercises before we shoot the scene."
"Everybody flips when they hear about the new McArtisanal Burger!!!"
Dr. NoDilala is off for two weeks?!
"Is this room ACTUALLY STRETCHING???"
"Lady Grantham caught Matthew and Thomas doing WHAT???"
"You mean Bruce Willis was dead the whole time?"
"Aaiiiieee!! Bambi's been spray-tanning too much. The chemicals are messing up her skeleton! Look! Her left arm's been switched with her right! And how's she gonna give injections with that wrist contracture?! Gaaah!"
We are getting Nursing Fundamentals students for clinical instead of the senior class?!?
My first thought was Leigh's caption!
I love how it's only women wearing these things and shrieking. Hi, my name is stupid stereotype, and I'll be peeing on your parade today.
Captain CrankyPants, from the Good Ship "Otitis Media Sucks Ass"
"And remember, the first contestant to catch five frisbees in her mouth moves on to the bonus round!"
"You want me to put that catheter WHERE?"
"Have you ever seen anything so small on an adult male?
"I didn't think one person could puke up that much blood?!"
"Why is it that color?"
"You mean to stay that the Vogue photo shoot is in a different studio and this one is for a medical supply catalog???"
Officer Cynical wins the thread. Though there are so many cackle-worthy comments here that it was hard to choose. . .
They only come in size 2?
No way, we're fully staffed in ICU on a Saturday!!!! I don't believe it!!
the two to the left of the blonde are reacting to what the blonde is saying.
and the blonde is saying "i just did my first-ever shift in neurology. did you know that most neurologists' reflex hammers are THIS long?"
Mrs. Frquentflyer is being admitted AGAIN?! She just left 2 days ago.
No, we are NOT allowed to cut those toenails....
We thought coming into your room in twos or threes would stop you from groping us and making lewd comments. You want an extra pillow where?!
We don't care where you read about it; we do NOT provide THAT kind of therapy...
Doctor Grumpy is making an artisan WHAT???
EMR!!!!!
DR. G said "Artisan" again!
There's a water main break, we're not sure when we'll have enough pressure to get water flowing on your floor again... and you get to take care of the C. Diff patient. (true story)
"On No! The HIPAA Police are raiding us!
State is here for inspection and all of the above is going on...
State is HERE!, State is HERE! during all of the above and a bunch of cases of c-diff & norovirus...
Mrs. Pita is here again??? She fired us all last time
and said she wasn't EVER coming back again?!
Referencing the story 2 above with the serious WTF "He had what where?!"
Oh shit, we've run out of drug samples of Happy Pill!
Woman in the middle is totally doing the Home Alone scream.
I'm sorry guys I can't think of anything to comment, except I haven't laughed so hard until finding Dr. Grumpy. LOL!
Oh, I did think of one thing...
Is that a trick or a treat?
Happy Halloween and don't smell my feet!!
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