Friday, September 7, 2012

Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more

Dr. Grumpy: "Anything that makes the symptoms worse?"

Miss Carpal. "Um... I'd say the hand falls asleep whenever I'm holding long, slender, objects."

14 comments:

Gracie's Mom said...

So tell the owners of the long slender objects that they will have to told their own for a while.

Officer Cynical said...

I said to my doctor, "Hey, Doc, it hurts when I go like this". He said, "Don't go like that".

brent said...

let's hope she doesn't work as a "massage therapist". It might not have a happy ending.

Crazy RxMan said...

Well there's your problem... do something with the object instead of just HOLDING it.

Moose said...

Oh Jumpin Jeebus on a Pogostick, Officer Cynical IS MY MOTHER!!!!

AUUUUUGGHGHGHGH!!!

Packer said...

No big deal, it is not like she is on the LPGA or something.

And as to you Dr. G, again no big deal.

lbparker said...

Pens and pencils? Never mind.

Unknown said...

Maybe she should practice with shake weights. You know, for uh, physical therapy.

MSgt B said...

What was the diagnosis?

My wife apparently suffers from the same condition.

Grumpy But Gorgeous said...

brent said...
let's hope she doesn't work as a "massage therapist". It might not have a happy ending.
haha

Anonymous said...

Yes, brent, because that comment hasn't been done to death at all. Ha. Ha.

Anonymous said...

I (female) still don't know how it is that carpal tunnel is not near-universal in humane males by the age of fourteen.

Anonymous said...

Knitting needles?

Anonymous said...

Maybe Miss Carpal should be holding short fat objects instesad? Just sayin'....

 
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