Miss Scorned: "I don't think you've had any?"
Mr. Ictal: "Yeah, about 2 weeks ago. Remember? I was sleeping, and pissed the bed."
Miss Scorned: "I don't remember... YOU BASTARD! YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING AT DIANA'S AGAIN!!!"
Mr. Ictal: "No! I mean, I must have been on a, uh, business trip or something..."
Miss Scorned: "YOU'RE A FUCKING GARDENER! YOU DON'T GO ON BUSINESS TRIPS!"
Mr. Ictal: "You're right, I..."
Miss Scorned: "I AM SO OUT OF HERE!" (grabs purse, leaves)
Mr. Ictal: "So, anyway, I had one seizure, about 2 weeks ago. Hey, can you download a bus schedule? I'm going to need a ride home."