Because nothing says "handmade by skilled craftsmen" more than prepackaged pizza dough in a plastic tube, made by a huge food conglomerate, and stacked en masse on shelves in every grocery store in North America.
Next is this picture, taken on approaching Atlantic City. Where, apparently, the casino buildings are always standing erect and ready.
Back to the artisanal crap, we have this generic package from a generic warehouse club, where they apparently can't decide if their generic cookie of the month is blueberry, cranberry, or macadamia. Unless it has all three.
And then there's Australia, where you can build an entire pharmacy from artisanal components!
And lastly, we have this non-artisanal, but remarkably bad, juxtaposition of news headlines: