Friday, July 27, 2012
Patient quote of the day
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Mrs. Young: "I like to walk a lot, but not hike. I prefer streets. I like to streetwalk. Um, that didn't sound good, did it?"
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Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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12 comments:
huh?
Bow chicka bow wow
My mom was thrilled to hear I joined a gym so I would stop "walking the streets at night".
My dad still laughs about that one!
Well......everyone needs a hobby
Don't worry people have been doing it since time immemorial.
Hey, it worked for Julia Roberts' career...
But Mrs. Young, you're married!
"What I meant to say is that I like to give guys blowjobs in motel parking lots for meth money."
Moose,you aughta be in the biz along with Dr.G!
Keeps her out of trouble. Unless Grumpy is a GYN.
Hey, at least she realized what came out of her mouth wasn't really what she meant. Most of Grumpy's patients don't even seem to realize what they said! Give the girl some credit!
Impulsive, creative walking the talk, (more than curiosity), killed this (street) kitty.
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