Mr. Words: "I'm having balance problems. Like my liquoribrium is off."
Friday, July 6, 2012
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Mr. Words: "I'm having balance problems. Like my liquoribrium is off."
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Mr. Words: "I'm having balance problems. Like my liquoribrium is off."
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Mr. Words: "I'm having balance problems. Like my liquoribrium is off."
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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10 comments:
Did you join him in libation? It made you post this three times. HIC!
I think liquiribrium is a great word for describing when liquor causes balance problems. Don't think a neurologist can help with that, though!
Freud would be so proud.
TX ~ run a STAT B.A. level!! Then order a banana bag and p.o. Thiamine.
Tell him to make up his mind; is it liquor or Librium?
LOL! Assuming he's not under the influence and this was just a slip of the tounge, funny. If not, not-so-funny.
As someone who only has an occasional dirnk, I have had my "liquiribrium" off while stone cold sober.
Pts. and the public. Gotta love them.
Mr. Words: "I'm having balance problems. Like my liquoribrium is off-
and it's slurping my speech."
keep him away from the man whose arms are on fire, or he'll turn into a flambe.
He is refering to his CSF, right? Neurological problem indeed.
I'll drink to that.
You might want to check if he can manage his bank balance....
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