It's too bad they don't have a serum ETOH scale for this.
The legal limit to define inability to drive is 0.08 for most of the U.S., But someone should do a study to find out at what average BAL does setting your own head on fire sound like a good idea.
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It's too bad they don't have a serum ETOH scale for this.
The legal limit to define inability to drive is 0.08 for most of the U.S., But someone should do a study to find out at what average BAL does setting your own head on fire sound like a good idea.
Clearly, further research is needed.
honorary Darwin Award?
et he was red faced when he realized what he had done, his name should be Boner, not Bonner.
Alcohol can definitely make you lightheaded.
Oh, of course it took place in Georgia, my adopted home state. Why did I even look? Because it could have been Alabama or Tennessee.
I submitted it for the Darwin Award!
http://darwinawards.com/slush/new/pending20120725-015507.html
Yet another bad outcome that probably began with the words, "Y'all hold my beer, and watch this!"
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