Mrs. Trilateral: "My Mom has had breast cancer 3 times, once on each side."
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
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Mrs. Trilateral: "My Mom has had breast cancer 3 times, once on each side."
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Mrs. Trilateral: "My Mom has had breast cancer 3 times, once on each side."
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Mrs. Trilateral: "My Mom has had breast cancer 3 times, once on each side."
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Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
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21 comments:
I had this in geometry... we can deduce that her Mom is...uh..tetrahedral.
So her mom was the 3 boobed hooker from Total Recall??
Sounds normal to me.
Oh Francisco! You beat me to it!!
This literally made me LOL!!
Anne Boleyn reincarnated?
All of a sudden I feel incomplete having only two breasticles.
Great advantage for breast feeding. Murder to find a bra...
At what age do you begin mammograms for a patient with three breasts? Seems like their lifetime risk should be 150% higher.
"Fortunately, that still leaves 6 breasts that are cancer-free."
She's once, twice, three times a lady...
Oh, good, someone already made a Total Recall crack.
I'm going back to bed.
Oh My! Is Pt. oriented 3X?
My old sow has 12 teats. Hey want a free Poland China piglet? I'll pay for shipping!
http://www.canada.com/life/Kaitlyn+Leeb+becomes+online+buzz+girl+Total+Recall+breasted+woman/6967127/story.html
for a picture
Kay
http://epic-failure.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/back-fail-boobs.jpg
.... jus' sayin'
Is her mom a cat?
She meant that her mother had breast cancer six times, three times in her left breast and three times in her right? How is that possible?
Did everyone forget about Mrs. Triple Nipple from Eight Crazy Nights?
artemis of ephesus.
She probably meant that her mother had two tumors once on one side, and one tumor once on another side.
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