Wednesday, July 18, 2012

The evening news

By a quirk of fate, I have not 1, but 2, items to share tonight.

1. Sometimes you may be better off to just stay in jail.

2. I don't know what to say.

8 comments:

Ron Jeremy said...

Why didn't this ever happen to me?

Officer Cynical said...

"...the largest recorded penis in the world..." Who's recording this stuff?

ER's Mom said...

The penis story was a thread on Medscape a few days ago...the boys over there were having fun with the puns.

Anonymous said...

That's not a man, that's a horse!

EDNurseasauras said...

Officer Cynical beat me to the question.

brent said...

Well, TSA was correct. It is a "weapon" and it is usually explosive given the correct circumstances.

Anonymous said...

Props to the journalist for the perfect ending "And the answer to your question..."

Ms. Donna said...

I am glad I am not the one writing this stuff!

 
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