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8 comments:
Why didn't this ever happen to me?
"...the largest recorded penis in the world..." Who's recording this stuff?
The penis story was a thread on Medscape a few days ago...the boys over there were having fun with the puns.
That's not a man, that's a horse!
Officer Cynical beat me to the question.
Well, TSA was correct. It is a "weapon" and it is usually explosive given the correct circumstances.
Props to the journalist for the perfect ending "And the answer to your question..."
I am glad I am not the one writing this stuff!
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