Doctor Grumpy in the House: Patient quote of the day

Friday, July 27, 2012

Patient quote of the day

Mrs. Young: "I like to walk a lot, but not hike. I prefer streets. I like to streetwalk. Um, that didn't sound good, did it?"

12 comments:

Reds Kevin said...: huh?; July 27, 2012 at 8:26 AM
Moose said...: Bow chicka bow wow; July 27, 2012 at 8:34 AM
rmm4361 said...: My mom was thrilled to hear I joined a gym so I would stop "walking the streets at night".

My dad still laughs about that one!; July 27, 2012 at 8:42 AM
LadybugAu said...: Well......everyone needs a hobby; July 27, 2012 at 8:54 AM
Packer said...: Don't worry people have been doing it since time immemorial.; July 27, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Anonymous said...: Hey, it worked for Julia Roberts' career...; July 27, 2012 at 10:08 AM
Mockingbird said...: But Mrs. Young, you're married!; July 27, 2012 at 11:00 AM
Anonymous said...: "What I meant to say is that I like to give guys blowjobs in motel parking lots for meth money."; July 27, 2012 at 11:49 AM
lynda thomas shell said...: Moose,you aughta be in the biz along with Dr.G!; July 28, 2012 at 11:12 AM
Ms. Donna said...: Keeps her out of trouble. Unless Grumpy is a GYN.; July 28, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Debbie said...: Hey, at least she realized what came out of her mouth wasn't really what she meant. Most of Grumpy's patients don't even seem to realize what they said! Give the girl some credit!; July 29, 2012 at 10:45 PM
cliffintokyo said...: Impulsive, creative walking the talk, (more than curiosity), killed this (street) kitty.; July 30, 2012 at 5:07 AM

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