Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Odd numbers

Dr. Grumpy: "Any major illnesses in the family?"

Mrs. Trilateral: "My Mom has had breast cancer 3 times, once on each side."

21 comments:

C said...

I had this in geometry... we can deduce that her Mom is...uh..tetrahedral.

Anonymous said...

So her mom was the 3 boobed hooker from Total Recall??

Francisco Scaramanga said...

Sounds normal to me.

Ami said...

Oh Francisco! You beat me to it!!

Anonymous said...

This literally made me LOL!!

Gracie's Mom said...

Anne Boleyn reincarnated?

All of a sudden I feel incomplete having only two breasticles.

GPMommy said...

Great advantage for breast feeding. Murder to find a bra...

medexaminer said...

At what age do you begin mammograms for a patient with three breasts? Seems like their lifetime risk should be 150% higher.

Anonymous said...

"Fortunately, that still leaves 6 breasts that are cancer-free."

Lionel Richie said...

She's once, twice, three times a lady...

Moose said...

Oh, good, someone already made a Total Recall crack.

I'm going back to bed.

Ms. Donna said...

Oh My! Is Pt. oriented 3X?

Mockingbird said...

My old sow has 12 teats. Hey want a free Poland China piglet? I'll pay for shipping!

Anonymous said...

http://www.canada.com/life/Kaitlyn+Leeb+becomes+online+buzz+girl+Total+Recall+breasted+woman/6967127/story.html

for a picture

Kay

Anonymous said...

http://epic-failure.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/back-fail-boobs.jpg

.... jus' sayin'

Old MD Girl said...

Is her mom a cat?

Anonymous said...

She meant that her mother had breast cancer six times, three times in her left breast and three times in her right? How is that possible?

MSGMD said...

Did everyone forget about Mrs. Triple Nipple from Eight Crazy Nights?

Anonymous said...

artemis of ephesus.

Anonymous said...

She probably meant that her mother had two tumors once on one side, and one tumor once on another side.

If I tell you I have to kill you said...

Adam Shadowchild: 3 tits? That's awesome.
Haggard: 3 tits? That's awesome.
Agent Zoil: 3 tits? That's awesome.
Alien on Paul's ship: 3 tits? Awesome.

 
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