Dr. Grumpy: "Mmmmph... What time is it? What's up, Craig?"
Craig: "I can't sleep."
Dr. Grumpy: "Are you okay?"
Craig: "Something is bothering me."
Dr. Grumpy: "What?"
Craig: "Did people at Target have to work on St. Patrick's Day?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Um, I guess so. They were open. This is why you can't sleep?"
Craig: "I don't think it's fair. They only wear red shirts at work, so won't people pinch them? For not wearing green?"
Dr. Grumpy: "I'm sure for St. Patrick's day they're allowed to wear green pins or something."
Craig: "Oh. I guess that's okay. Thanks! Good night, Dad."