Mrs. Leg: "Let's see... the numbness started around 10:20, and by 10:30 the leg was very weak. I couldn't use it to stand or walk or anything, so I asked Bill to dial 911."
Dr. Grumpy: "That's when they were notified?"
Mrs. Leg: "Well, no. He got up and brought me the phone during the next commercial break, then I called."