Friday, March 9, 2012

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Dr. Grumpy: "Hey Craig, how did you do in the class debate?"

Craig: "I did okay. I'm the first alternate for my class debate team. So if another kid, like Jeff, gets sick than I'll be on the team."

Dr. Grumpy: "That's great!"

Craig: "Since you're a doctor, can you write me a note to take to school tomorrow? Something that says Jeff is sick, and can't participate?"

11 comments:

Packer said...

No on line hit men available ?

Anonymous said...

If only Tonya Harding had thought of that.

Anonymous said...

So, is this how blind ambition begins?
Mhowwwwwwaaaa!

Dies Irae said...

Why not? Doctor's notes can accomplish about anything, right? (Ok, that may be a shade of jade from my employment law background, but doesn't it work that way? Too lazy to shave to meet dress code? Doctor's note. No proof that an injury occurred on the job? Doctor's note.) Just think about the ways you can use this power for good or for awesome!

Amanda said...

Your child is quite proactive!

Anonymous said...

I don't think he's going to be an alternate for very long.

Don! said...

He's thinking outside the box, and he took the nonviolent route. Excellent parenting on somebody's part, IMO.

Anonymous said...

@ Packer

He should've advertised for one on Craig's List.

Thomas D. said...

I'm surprised he would be ready to go without at least a day to fix his hair.

Nancy said...

Craig's hair needs to be the agent of action. He should use it creatively to take Jeff out. :-)

Anonymous said...

Craig is going to go far. This sort of thinking should be put into useful channels.

Before Craig goes too far.

 
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