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12 comments:
aren't you glad vacation is over?
I am an analogy person. Anytime I explain something to someone, I HAVE to come up with an analogy for it -- it's almost a reflex. I don't even know why I do it! But sometimes, I'll start my analogy . . . . . . and then flounder . . . . . . and then end up with some LAME conclusion like nasal diarrhea. So I empathize. :)
Simile Fail!
Hope it wasn't right after breakfast or just before lunch or...any time really
Maybe it's just me, but I don't generally equate blood with fecal matter.
I'd much rather clean up the former than the latter.
"And that coke I snorted right beforehand was just like a high colonic, except that it was white and powdery and went up my nose."
Props to the patient for coming up with such a vivid metaphor. Nasal diarrhea. I like that.
Could he/she not have just said "It was a deluge of blood of Biblical proportions." It gets the point across without being disgusting like bloody nasal diarrhea.
Social boundary violation!!! (Said in shrill tones with hands over ears)
I say stuff like this all the time. Quite infamous for my horrible analogies.
Oh wow...this is the kind of BS I get to look forward to when I graduate from med school next June and start my internship?! And I thought I'd seen it all during my clerkships!! I don't have half the talent you have for describing your wierd ass patients :)
I think neurology is awesome, but I want to go into family practice :)
I literally laughed out loud. What a mental image. XD
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Can you tell that I'm an ER Doc's kid?
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