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Friday, April 23, 2010
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The following note is from a doc who specializes in weight loss, trying to figure out why the patient is still heavy. I personally would have worded this differently, as there are some details about my patients' lives that I just don't want to know.
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
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Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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7 comments:
If he's into binging and purging, does he have to write down each thing twice?
Hey man, that stuff has calories too and SHOULD BE COUNTED. In high school, it was rumored that it was the same amount of calories as an entire pizza!
Not exactly a ringing endorsement of weight loss science.
I think in 100 years, history is not going to look kindly on medical science in relation to weight control.
M
Because part of the mechanism that makes the valproates work also makes you fat. Duh!
(my code word is salshe... like drunken salsa)
how descriptive should he be about his... well... love life? i mean come on! (and dont tell me you all were not thinking the same thing!)
But wait...what if it's broken cookies? Because broken cookies contain no calories. Nor does food taken off another persons plate, and any food consumed while preparing a meal is also calorieless. Really. Seriously. It's a scientifically proven fact. :)
Yeah! And ANYTHING you eat, no matter how many calories, is canceled out by the anti-calories in Diet Coke, if you have them together.
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