Monday, April 26, 2010

Sympathy

Dr. Grumpy: "How's your stress level been?"

Miss Accountant: "Horrible. The bitch I work with had a heart attack and died during the last week of tax season. So I had to do all the work myself."

13 comments:

instant student said...

Wow, how selfish.
She really could have waited til after 4/15.

OMDG said...

Wow. Some people just have no consideration of other peoples' time, do they.

Suburban Princess said...

I just read your post on nurses...omg I am shocked at how nurses are treated at times! I am so grateful for what nurses did for me when my son was born (heck it was a nurse who did cpr on him!!!) that I take chocolates to them every year on his birthday!

Nancy said...

Bwahahahaha!

That's about right for accountants at tax time. My friend's life revolved around forms and numbers and she was so stressed about getting it all done with no help to be had.

Anonymous said...

Life's a bitch and then a bitch calls you one.

Unknown said...

That sucks.

Phathead said...

In a somewhat related note, our head accountant retired three weeks before the end of tax season.

As she put it, "Let the SOBs do it with out me for a change" hehe

Night of the Living (dead) Accountants said...

The nerve of that (deceased) bitch!
And right at crunch time!
Don't these corpses have any respect or consideration for other people's needs?

I am just disgusted (not to mention amused by this post).

Yeah, kick the dead when they're down.

JimAtTheRez said...

Uhhh, can we say "planet Miss accountant?" Talking about thinking the world revolves around you....wow!

Cthulhu Sashimi said...

"Plus, I claimed her as a dependent, a business expense, a capital loss, and an itemized deduction."

Mark In Mayenne said...

One imagines that the stress levels might drop over time, with the appointment of a non-bitch replacement.

Unknown said...

There's never a good accounting zombie around when you need one.

The Good Cook said...

I guess she didn't get the memo, "There will be no calling in sick or dead during tax season". I hope they fired her a$$.

 
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