Doctor Grumpy in the House: Monday non-sequitur

Monday, April 12, 2010

Monday non-sequitur

Dr. Grumpy: "Do you have any back pain?"

Mr. Huh: "No. I'm from Oregon."

15 comments:

Anonymous said...: The implication being, of course, that real men are from Oregon and they don't get back pain. Back pain is for wussies.; April 12, 2010 at 4:37 PM
probablytabitha.com said...: Not sure if you've seen this yet, but my husband just sent it to me and I thought of you.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16302_8-medical-terms-your-doctor-uses-insult-you.html; April 12, 2010 at 4:54 PM
myoclonicjerk said...: Somehow, I can't the image of a lumberjack in a tutu out of my head.; April 12, 2010 at 4:57 PM
RSDS said...: myoclonicjerk,

No lumberjacks left in Oregon. The "Tree Huggers" are "saving" all the trees, by letting all the trees burn up in wildfires.

wv = humessky -- would that be a home in the sky? or humming under the sky?

RSDS; April 12, 2010 at 5:08 PM
rothase said...: Myo- Check out today's People of Walmart for a lovely picture of someone in a tutu who, alas, is ill-suited for it.; April 12, 2010 at 5:19 PM
Anonymous said...: medical marijuana?; April 12, 2010 at 6:17 PM
Carol said...: Yep we're a medical MJ state. No way to track the narcotic perscriptions but everyone and their brother can get a card to toke up.; April 12, 2010 at 9:02 PM
w8ng2retireRPH said...: "do you hail from white plains?" back pain white plains; April 12, 2010 at 9:44 PM
Li'l Azathoth said...: It's well known that the leading cause of back pain is a state sales tax.; April 12, 2010 at 9:59 PM
Miss Kismet said...: I'm from Oregon and I have back pain....but I'm a girl. Maybe it's only the men Oregonians who scoff at back pain?; April 12, 2010 at 11:32 PM
Anonymous said...: @RSDS: humessky = The sky filled with images of David Hume. Expect a philosophical crisis to follow shortly.

Hopalong Ginsberg; April 13, 2010 at 1:20 AM
Anonymous said...: I have back pain. I wish I was from Oregon.; April 13, 2010 at 1:21 AM
Albinoblackbear said...: If you were a psychiatrist you'd have to call this post: Monday Loose Association.

:); April 13, 2010 at 2:55 AM
River said...: No back pain in Oregon? Pack up kids, we're moving....; April 13, 2010 at 6:56 AM
ERP said...: Wow - you (and I) would go out of business if we practised there.; April 13, 2010 at 4:06 PM

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