Dr. Grumpy: "I have no idea."
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
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Dr. Grumpy: "I have no idea."
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Mr. Referral: "My internist wants me to see an endocardaphrologist. What do they do?"
Dr. Grumpy: "I have no idea."
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Dr. Grumpy: "I have no idea."
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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10 comments:
They study the hormonal effects of the heart on the kidneys, duh.
But do they eat meat?
They stuff your kidneys inside your heart.
endocrinologist maybe? lol :)
Ummmmmmmmmmm
Good question!
xx
Jaxs
Someone who makes more money?
Probably a Canadian Specialist. We've had Health Care Services for a while. We mix up syllables sometimes!
Those endocardaphrologists are great multitaskers ;)
They frollow ends of cars.
They leave their business card in your rectum after your CABG...wait...what?
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