Mr. Inchworm: "Better. I'm down to 1.25 inches."
Dr. Grumpy: "Inches?"
Mr. Inchworm: "Yes. I have 10 cigs a day. And I measure them past the filter, and cut them off at 1.25 inches."
Dr. Grumpy: "That's not the most common way of quitting."
Mr. Inchworm: "Last week it was 1.5 inches, and next week I'll go to 1 inch."
Dr. Grumpy: "Do you think this is going to work?"
Mr. Inchworm: "Of course! I use a ruler and everything."