Dr. Grumpy: "Yeah, this is Dr. Grumpy, covering for Drs. Brain and Nerve. Are there any consults holding overnight?"
Phone guy: "Umm. Let me look. Yeah, 3. So you have another consult for them? Can I have the name?"
Dr. Grumpy: "No, I need the names of the ones you've been holding overnight."
Phone guy: "Is the new consult for Drs. Brain and Nerve? Because Dr. Grumpy is covering for them, and will see the patient."
Dr. Grumpy: "No! This is Dr. Grumpy!"
Phone guy: "Oh, so the new consult is for Dr. Grumpy directly? He doesn't use our service, but I can give you his office number."
Dr. Grumpy: "I AM DR. GRUMPY!"
Phone guy: "Dr. Grumpy? Are you calling in for the overnight consults?"
Dr. Grumpy: "YES!"
Phone guy: "I'm sorry sir. You should have said that in the first place."