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15 comments:
Nice trick if you can do it!
Wow! Impressive.
You might attempt it several times but you only commit it once. Attention to detail!
I laughed...out loud. Does that mean I'm going to hell?
Always with Acme products.
Just one more benefit of human cloning technology.
But she kept forgetting to drive a stake through her heart.
She has really good health insurance.
The trick is to get the timing JUST right...
But her SAT scores were never high enough to get her into the afterlife.
"At least, that's what the patient told the jury."
"So far, the patient has only committed suicide twice."
A little bit of me dies with each bit of stupidity...
Rasputin's granddaughter, apparently
I burst out laughing and read this to my husband. He responded, "Either she was very good at it or very bad at it."
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