Saturday, April 10, 2010

Is she a cat?

I'm on call, and reading another doctor's dictation:

"Family history: depression. The patient's mother committed suicide several times."

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice trick if you can do it!

The Rotating Intern said...

Wow! Impressive.

Anonymous said...

You might attempt it several times but you only commit it once. Attention to detail!

Jacqueline said...

I laughed...out loud. Does that mean I'm going to hell?

Cthulhu Sashimi said...

Always with Acme products.

Anonymous said...

Just one more benefit of human cloning technology.

Anonymous said...

But she kept forgetting to drive a stake through her heart.

Anonymous said...

She has really good health insurance.

Anonymous said...

The trick is to get the timing JUST right...

Anonymous said...

But her SAT scores were never high enough to get her into the afterlife.

Anonymous said...

"At least, that's what the patient told the jury."

Anonymous said...

"So far, the patient has only committed suicide twice."

Anonymous said...

A little bit of me dies with each bit of stupidity...

Ari said...

Rasputin's granddaughter, apparently

Kat's Kats said...

I burst out laughing and read this to my husband. He responded, "Either she was very good at it or very bad at it."

 
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