Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Dim bulb

Dr. Grumpy: "Any chance you might be pregnant?"

Miss: Notbright (whipping out cell phone): "I don't know. Let me call my mom and ask her."

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. My tongue would be black and blue from all the bitten-back comments if I were you. :)

The Good Cook said...

Well, Mother does know best!

terri c said...

If I were her mother I'd probably have started drinking seriously by now!

lbparker said...

Miss Notbright has certainly separated symptoms from possible CAUSES, hmmm?

You might just have to ask the blunt question, Dr. G.

logins: most appropos wv yet...

Albinoblackbear said...

Is it just me or is that downright creepy?

WV=bynest

HA!

Anonymous said...

"Hi, Mom....yeah, oh course its ME...say, about my morning orange juice....uh-uh...well, are you still putting that white pill in it every morning...uh-uh....I know...and do you remember if Scott slept in my room this month at all...uh-uh....we were THAT LOUD....oh, sorry....gotta go, this old guy needs to know..I DUNNO why...bye!

Pattie, RN

Marco said...

That's like the obviously patient who was asked, 'Who's the father?' and replied, 'I don't know, who?'

C said...

@marco

or the one who says, "I don't know how that could have happened." geesh

Captain Foulenough said...

What's the blonde say when she finds out she's pregnant?

"Gee, I hope it's mine."


(Capcha: "subblo")

Helen said...

I imagine you didn't, but I wish you'd have let her make that call and waited around to hear how the conversation went.

Anonymous said...

mom, has dad had a vasectomy? why yes dear, just a few years after you were born.

Julie said...

of all your weird and wonderful patients so far, i think this one wins!

i'ld be moving from diet coke to something stronger if i was you ...

Anonymous said...

"Hi, Mom, can you remind me if the make-a-baby hole is the one in front and the safe hole is the one in back, or is it the other way around? I can never remember."

Anonymous said...

"Mom? Does it still count as sex if I did it for free?"

Anonymous said...

"Mom? What does 'pregnant' mean again?"

Anonymous said...

"Wondering if you're pregnant? There's an app for that."

Anonymous said...

"Mom, remember what Sally Schmidt told me in the second grade about what happens when you swallow your chewing gum? Is that really true?"

Anonymous said...

"But first, do you know how to work a cell phone?"

ER's Mom said...

@Captain Foulenough

What did the blond man say after his wife had twins?

Who's the other daddy?

I love this joke because it upends the blond female stereotype. :)

Chrysalis Angel said...

Let's hope not.

Celeste said...

She should demand a maternity test.

K-Man said...

And speaking of dumb...

http://allbleedingstops.blogspot.com/2010/04/where-romance-and-medicine-collide.html

 
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