"Hi, Mom....yeah, oh course its ME...say, about my morning orange juice....uh-uh...well, are you still putting that white pill in it every morning...uh-uh....I know...and do you remember if Scott slept in my room this month at all...uh-uh....we were THAT LOUD....oh, sorry....gotta go, this old guy needs to know..I DUNNO why...bye!
"Hi, Mom, can you remind me if the make-a-baby hole is the one in front and the safe hole is the one in back, or is it the other way around? I can never remember."
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22 comments:
Wow. My tongue would be black and blue from all the bitten-back comments if I were you. :)
Well, Mother does know best!
If I were her mother I'd probably have started drinking seriously by now!
Miss Notbright has certainly separated symptoms from possible CAUSES, hmmm?
You might just have to ask the blunt question, Dr. G.
logins: most appropos wv yet...
Is it just me or is that downright creepy?
WV=bynest
HA!
"Hi, Mom....yeah, oh course its ME...say, about my morning orange juice....uh-uh...well, are you still putting that white pill in it every morning...uh-uh....I know...and do you remember if Scott slept in my room this month at all...uh-uh....we were THAT LOUD....oh, sorry....gotta go, this old guy needs to know..I DUNNO why...bye!
Pattie, RN
That's like the obviously patient who was asked, 'Who's the father?' and replied, 'I don't know, who?'
@marco
or the one who says, "I don't know how that could have happened." geesh
What's the blonde say when she finds out she's pregnant?
"Gee, I hope it's mine."
(Capcha: "subblo")
I imagine you didn't, but I wish you'd have let her make that call and waited around to hear how the conversation went.
mom, has dad had a vasectomy? why yes dear, just a few years after you were born.
of all your weird and wonderful patients so far, i think this one wins!
i'ld be moving from diet coke to something stronger if i was you ...
"Hi, Mom, can you remind me if the make-a-baby hole is the one in front and the safe hole is the one in back, or is it the other way around? I can never remember."
"Mom? Does it still count as sex if I did it for free?"
"Mom? What does 'pregnant' mean again?"
"Wondering if you're pregnant? There's an app for that."
"Mom, remember what Sally Schmidt told me in the second grade about what happens when you swallow your chewing gum? Is that really true?"
"But first, do you know how to work a cell phone?"
@Captain Foulenough
What did the blond man say after his wife had twins?
Who's the other daddy?
I love this joke because it upends the blond female stereotype. :)
Let's hope not.
She should demand a maternity test.
And speaking of dumb...
http://allbleedingstops.blogspot.com/2010/04/where-romance-and-medicine-collide.html
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