Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Go Away!

I wandered up front to see my least-favorite drug rep, Rikki Phoneysmile, standing there.


Rikki: "Hi, Dr. Grumpy! Do you need any samples of Fukitol today?"

Dr. Grumpy: "Actually, yes, I'm all out."

Rikki: "I don't have any right now! Sorry!"

15 comments:

HeatherLynn said...

well, that explains why they are your "least favorite" then...

*nods*...yup.

~hl~

Maha said...

She did that to taunt you. Jerk!

StudentDoc said...

Did she say it in a phoney high-pitched voice all excited like a stereotypical blonde?
That's how I envision it.

Grumpy, M.D. said...

StudentDoc- you better believe she did. Hyper, too. I think her TSH is in the negative numbers.

Old MD Girl said...

She sounds like she needs a sedative.

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Old MD Girl- she needs a Conrad Murray Propofol drip.

Anonymous said...

She's getting you back for the tomato incident!

student dr. blaze said...

Propofol drip...lmfao...I definitely could've used that on several of the drug reps I've encountered over the years.... *priceless*

terri c said...

See, Dr. Grumpy, there IS a God. You wished for stupidity and POOF! Rikki appeared.

Classof65 said...

yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today!

DaddyBear said...

Fukitol?

Where can I get some of that?

My prescription to Givadam ran out.

Christine-Megan said...

Like when lab calls up critical platelet results, then tells me we're out of platelets. Great, thanks for calling up those criticals so I can hurry up and do nothing about them.

Anonymous said...

Did she even OFFER to bring you back some of the new, extended released FUKITOL-2L?

Pattie, RN

ERP said...

Psych!!!!

Anonymous said...

Aww man. I stumbled across this blog accidentally while searching random funny medical stories. While I am not Ms. Phoneysmile, I am a Rikki. For some reason that perhaps a psychiatrist might explain, I presume that being a Rikki gives me the right to beat the sense into those with the moniker who don't have any. You know, like a special super secret club initiation. If the next time she comes to see you it's as a patient, it wasn't me. >.>
~R

 
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