In my old job I made hospital calls to talk to cardiology nurses. One day I was in the elevator, and this short, squat, unattractive guy in scrubs got in with me.
Dr. Scrubs: "You must be a rep. What company do you work for?"
Ms. Nicerep: "Notsobig Pharma, we make cardiac surgical devices. What field are you in?"
Dr. Scrubs: "Plastic surgery is my game. Here's my card. Why don't you come by my office? I could do something about that nose and breasts of yours."
Ms. Nicerep: (GASP!): "Umm, no thanks, I'm happy with how I am..... But if that's your marketing schpiel, you might want to get some work done yourself!"
Then I got off the elevator.