Yesterday I was seeing an older couple, and we had a couple of great exchanges.
Dr. Grumpy: "And is this Mrs. Funpatient?"
Mr. Funpatient: "No, she's a hooker. I picked her up in your lobby."
Dr. Grumpy: "Now that you've retired, what are you guys doing?
Mr. Funpatient: "We're training for a new hobby. We'd like to see a different doctor every day."
(Mr. Funpatient completes reading off a long list of symptoms, in a silly fashion).
Dr. Grumpy: "Boy! You sure have a lot of complaints!"
Mrs. Funpatient: "Oh, he's awful, Doctor. Can he live with you?"