Sunday, June 7, 2009
Okay, So I'm Cheap
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If I ever catch the person who super-glued a dime to the floor of the doctor's lounge sometime last night, I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT!!!
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
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This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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7 comments:
LMAO!! Hey in THIS economy? I don't blame you!!
Jeez, grumpy, I did this one thirty years ago with a 50 cent piece on a school desk. I knew docs are tightwads, but fer cryin out loud....
Simply look for the person sitting back watching each person try to pick it up, while shaking hysterically to keep from being "busted" from the laughing. This is a pretty funny trick! I might have to try it sometime. Just to see how many people try to pick it up, and how many try over and over each time they pass it, to pick it up.
Bwahahaha.... Thanks for a great idea!!! I think I'll give this a try, but I'm going to start a poll to go along with it -- which drs are most likely to try to pick it up.
don't tell anyone but i pick up pennies....
oh man, I am so going to do this in my pharmacy wait room!
Here's one that's even better:
Got any of those commercial "dust control mats" (they used to call them doormats and I don't know when the new nomenclature was instituted) around? Take the corner of a $10 or a $20 bill and duct tape it to the bottom of the mat so the corner of the bill peeks out from underneath the edge of the mat.
The truly sadistic will use the corner from a $100 bill...
Y'all have fun.
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