She was trying to find some adjectives to describe it, or even figure out a way to write a decent thank you note for this clay edifice.
The staff, however, were concerned that perhaps their opinions of this offering were, uh, not those of the majority.
So let's hear it, Grumpyites: What are your candid opinions of this?
Please note: it is lifesize (i.e. the size of a real fruit bowl and fruits).
(click to enlarge)