Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy."
Miss Idiotclerk: "Hello? Is this Dr. Grumpy?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Yes."
Miss Idiotclerk: "You were here this afternoon and wrote an order for a head CT scan on Mrs. Stroke."
Dr. Grumpy: "Yes?"
Miss Idiotclerk: "So did you want that scan on her head?"
For those of you who are wondering, all I said was yes. Lord knows I'd LOVE to be sarcastic with this imbecile, especially when she's just woken me up for such an insanely stupid question. But, as I've learned from experience, doing so will get me written up to the hospital's board, and then I'll have to appear at some meeting to apologize for my actions, and write this bozo an apology, and agree on a 12 step plan to manage my anger. At the same time, though, there is nobody at the hospital for ME to complain to about criminally stupid employees.
I need some of this (I have no idea who did it)
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