Friday, May 1, 2026

At the local hardware store

These are, I swear, supposed to be dog toys.

 

Yeah, the tag really does say "Jiggle Me."


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, my!!
bobbie

John Woolman said...

Gulp. They look like something from one of the NSFW placements in the Daily Beast’s Cheat Sheet

Poindexter Frejbisz said...

"I asked ChatGPT to prototype a dog toy that looked like a bone, but then the autocorrect on my phone added an 'r.' I probably should have proofread it before I submitted the order."

 
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