Saturday, March 1, 2025

"Surely you can't be serious."

I'm in a Zoom meeting and the screen keeps locking up.

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you guys having problems? My office wifi sucks."

Mr. Rumack: "Yeah, why don't you just switch to audio and call my direct 800 number."

Dr. Grumpy: "That's fine, what is it?"

Mr. Rumack: "Uh, an 800 number is a long-distance line that lets you dial in at no charge."



8 comments:

Anonymous said...

"But that's not important right now."

John Woolman said...

Rumack is obviously a lawyer - he gives a totally accurate reply that contains no useful information whatsoever. I bet he has an astronomically high rate per minute…

Lola said...

... but that's not important right now
(Airplane fans of a certain age)

Anonymous said...

Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Packer said...

Listen Woolman , lawyers have spent the last four years in Zoom hearings, we know how to unmute, not that we want to, but we could

Anonymous said...

At least he didn’t call you Shirley

Anonymous said...

And don’t call me Shirley

Anonymous said...

yes, yes, I remember. I had lasagna.

 
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