Dr. Grumpy: "Do you have a medication list?"
Mr. Skoal: "Yeah, it's in my wallet, hang on. Hey doc, can I have your trash can next to my chair for the visit?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Sure, here it is, are you okay?"
Mr. Skoal: "Yeah, I just need something to spit my chewing tobacco in."
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, uh... let's have a look at the med list."
Mr. Skoal: "Here you go. Ya know, my family doc has a spittoon in every room in his office. Maybe you should, too."
2 comments:
Not to mention sawdust on the floor, whiskey as the all-purpose medication, and a selection of bullets to bite for pain.
"Since I've got the trash can next to me anyway, do you think you'll be needing a urine or stool sample?"
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