Monday, January 9, 2023

Never mind

Dr. Grumpy: "Any major illnesses run in your family?"

Ms. Dna: "Cancer, high blood pressure, type-2 diabetes... wait, do you mean in my family?"

Dr. Grumpy: "Uh, yeah."

Ms. Dna: "Oh, never mind then. They're all pretty healthy."

7 comments:

Officer Cynical said...

Dr. Grumpy: "OK, good. NOW you can tell me about everyone else's families."

B. Balthazar Binsky said...

"Unless they fuck with a made man, and then they get clipped, of course. That's the family you're talking about, right?"

Anonymous said...

"Once you look at my kingdom, phylum, class, and order, though, it gets a little more complicated."

Loren Pechtel said...

Could she have been originally talking about family that isn't blood relatives?

Anonymous said...

"Especially our leader, Charlie."

Anonymous said...

The customers at Olive Garden.

gloriap said...

...but my husband's family is a mess.

 
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